The Identity (Theft) Mash
The Identity (Theft) Mash Read this blog post to the tune of Bobby Pickett’s “The Monster Mash” (or hit play on the video at the bottom of the post) in…
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
(Read/sing to the tune of Adam Sandler’s Thanksgiving Song…)
Love to do taxes
Love to do taxes
Love to do taxes
‘cause you’re good
Love to do taxes like a good pro should
Cause it’s taxes to do
So good
Taxes for me
Taxes for you
Let’s do taxes in your favorite brown shoes
Love to do taxes
At your table
Did you ever do taxes
In a client’s stable
Do those taxes all night long
A hundred million taxpayers
Can’t be wrong
Taxes taxes due and
Taxes taxes late
You do those taxes
Then go sleep late
April 15 is a special night
You all cheer and say dynomite
That’s right
Taxes with Schedules and lots of forms
That simple postcard caused such a storm
Taxes for you and
Taxes for me
Can’t believe the season will be here in three (months)
Standard D long form
You just can’t lose
I fell off my office chair
And I got a bruise
Taxes in the morning
And the forms roller coaster
Just never take down
Your tax rates poster
Gobble gobble goo and
Gobble gobble gickel
No one’s getting’ taxes done
For just a nickel
Oh I love doing taxes but not on Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
p.s. we’re not linking to the Adam Sandler video because some of the original lyrics are…shall we say…not suitable for work. 🙂
by Tom O’Saben, EA
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